Hi, I'm Joey.

Developer. Dad. PHP enjoyer. Building things with Laravel and giving unsolicited advice on tech.

Recent Posts

Jan 22, 2026

Terminally driven, Laravel inspired

Neovim (btw)

Sep 24, 2025

Joyful facades and how to write them

[Queue sparking a holy war of facades vs. contacts]

May 20, 2025

Parallel testing with Pest and SQLite

I live my life one parallel test at a time...