I'm a software developer based in Northern California. I enjoy writing about software, design, dad jokes, and cheap beer. I like building for the web, open source, learning new things, and professional wrestling. I enjoy writing about my adventures in software and the things I'm currently working on, exploring new technologies, and convincing people that PHP is, in fact, not completely dead yet.

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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

– Dwight Schrute

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Someone on Reddit said profession software development is like being asked to solve a puzzle you’ve never seen before and being asked how long it’s gonna take, and if don’t solve it time, there’s a nuke that’s going to be launched.